one eyed, one legged pirate
when you are having s-x with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
person 1-“oh man sarah’s angry at me.”
person 2-“why’s that?”
person 1-“ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!”
when you are having s-x with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
person 1-“oh man sarah’s angry at me.”
person 2-“why’s that?”
person 1-“ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!”
when you are having s-x with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
person 1-“oh man sarah’s angry at me.”
person 2-“why’s that?”
person 1-“ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!”
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