one eyed poker face
while receiving oral s-x the male ,just before -rg-sm, will swiftly jerk his p-n-s from the womens mouth and poke her in the right eye with it then when she screams shove his p-n-s b-lls deep down her throat and -j-c-l-t-.
dave felt his b-lls tremble with excitment so he ripped his swollen p-ck-r from sallys mouth and jabbed her right eye with it. sally screamed in pain only to be gaged by daves monster meat. laughing dave said ” and thats why they called him ‘one eyed poker face’.”
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