one-eyed porpoise


when doing a girl doggy-style, switching holes without telling her so that (in a state of great surprise) she turns back to look at you with one eye and squeals.
after their romantic dinner, nikhil took his linebacker girlfriend home and gave her the ol’ one-eyes porpoise.

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