one finger bandit


a person that prides themself on bestowing upon a fortunate individual a high standard of pleasure, not usually possible with just one digit.
oi charles, have you heard about this prowling robin hood whoe’s new in town. he goes by the name of the “one finger bandit”. he pillages the rich and ravishes the poor.

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