One Fingered Reach-Around
after going to a local run down club in which you are so drunk you can’t even stand up and bring a lady friend back to the house. instead of having s-x as most would, you decide that it would be a better idea to take a cleansing shower together. while in the shower, the young italian male decides to give the college girl a reach-around. this isn’t your normal reach around however……..
he simply inserts one finger into the bung hole and goes to town. the girl goes nuts and realizes how much of an -n-l fetish she has. the male will be proud of what has taken place later, once he sobers up from his cranberry/vodkas. he will then brag to his friends at every possible opportunity.
tom: has anyone ever eaten a girls -sshole out?
paul: nope, but i have stuck one finger in with the one fingered reach-around.
tom: awesome! u gotta teach me your technique
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