one sandwich short of a picnic
a) a term for a girl who has both performed and received oral s-x and lost her -n-l virginity, but is still v-g-n-lly virgin.
b) a hilarious term for a guy who has m-st-rb-t-d and watched p-rn, but who has never neither had oral or -n-l s-x performed on him nor penetraded a girl’s v-g-n- with his member.
m4w cl posting :
im looking for virgins to help me deflower myself, but lol im also looking for a one sandwich short of a picnic girl, like myself. since everybody, or almost, m-st-rb-t-s and/or watches p-rn today, and giving and receiving oral and -n-l s-x, i dont consider that losing one’s virginity
reply to ad: im the girl you are looking for, im one sandwich short of a picnic myself; we’ll get along just fine as an nsa-fwb ltr.
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