one woman short of being gay


one woman short of being gay is a term that closeted gay male husbands say to their straight wives so they can stay in a marriage of convenience.

or sometimes the straight wives will tell this to everyone else about their marriage to deny that they are married to a closeted gay man who wants nothing but a marriage of convenience for appearance sake to appear “straight”.
belle is married to bill and bill is a closeted gay man, belle likes to tell everyone that bill is one woman short of being gay because he’s in a marriage of convenience with him.

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