onion sandwich


where you m-st-rb-t- in the high school bathroom, while sitting on a broomstick. at the same time, a short stocky friend with huge calves m-st-rb-t-s into your mouth. the vice princ-p-l walks in and you c-m and sh-t onto a pregnancy test. later on you do s-xual things with cookie.
why isn’t josh in school today? he was too busy making an onion sandwich.

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