only god can judge me
a phrase typically sported by swag f-gs, g-ngb-ngers, wannabe g-ngb-ngers, wiggers, drug addicts and the like in order to justify or enable their sh-tty habits or behaviors. this phrase is often uttered most by those who would be the last person you would think of when thinking of a disciple of g-d. the moral equivalent of starting a fight then saying, “you wouldn’t hit someone with gl-sses, would you?”
“hey, john. you should really stop sleeping with 15 year olds and using your moms money on tattoos of your birth year.”
“stfu, n-gg-. only g-d can judge me.”
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