oomshi but not me
a phrase used when one is complaining about all the attention given to tumblr user david oomshi but not their own blog. usually used when one is feeling lonely and wishing that people would want to talk to them, and they try to get their attention, but n-body listens. because they are all so focused on oomshi.
you know why?
because david oomshi oliva is superior to all.
people google oomshi but not me
someone wrote a definithing definition for oomshi but not me
i guess if my url was a nonsense word it would help
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