oops I crapped my pants
a fake commercial from the popular television show snl. this skit first aired sometime in the mid 90s.
“imagine this pitcher of ice tea is a gallon of your feces…”
“how do you know so much about oops i cr-ped my pants?”
“because i’m wearing them…and i just did.”
a popular diaper among the elderly.
i can now play tennis for hours without going to the bathroom! thanks, oops i cr-pped my pants
adult diaper that promises to hold “a lot of dung” (as demonstrated in the tv commercial, when a gallon of iced tea was pored into the diaper to simulate the amount of feces it can hold).
diapers for the nearly dead
old people p–p their pants…..bwhahahaha
when i showed up with her groceries, i had to tell the crypt keeper that her oops i cr-pped my pants were out of stock. but i need them! she said.
how do you know about oops i cr-pped my pants? because i’m wearing them and i just did.
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