Open Air Fart
a release of a fart outdoors that is so dense and vile that not even a breeze, strong wind, or any other weather related condition can safely disperse the heinous -ss gas before it makes its way to all surrounding victims’ noses. even moments later, this thick and gaseous h-ll-beast of a rectal belch will stay lingering in the same outdoor vicinity in which it was sp-wned.
the family cookout was going well this past weekend, until bobbo laid an open air fart that cleared the entire picnic area and almost killed his already unhealthy, jaundice looking friend, smear.
minutes later when emts arrived to collect smear, the lingering aroma of bobbo’s open air fart forced them to wear decontamination suits and oxygen masks in order to enter the hot zone.
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