oprah show withdrawal
to be on an emotional roller coaster, similar to oprah’s dieting history, because you can not cope with the oprah show going off the air.
suburban sally: ‘what the h-ll is your problem john? you left the jelly on the d-mn kitchen counter! put it away!’
john: ‘wow…really? it’s never bothered you before? why now?….oh! now i get it! let me guess…oprah show withdrawal?’
suburban sally: ‘yeah honey. i’m sorry for lashing out at you. i feel like i just got paroled after 25 years, trying to now integrate myself back into society between 4-5pm daily.’
john: ‘i’ll will help you cope honey. we will get through this together’.
Read Also:
- Osgoode
a village in ontario that is full of hypocritial christians. although they have many highschool drop outs, augusta has far more teen-parents man, joey dropped out of school…he must be from osgoode.
- Osht
an exclaimation of surprise, amazement, or alarm. traditionally means “oh sh-t!” 1) “osht! i just cut off my toe!” 2) “osht, that is the coolest thing i have ever seen!” (1)generally meant as a ‘1337’ shortening for “oh sh-t”. often used to get around chat-filters. (2)when emphasis is put on it, it can be used […]
- OTC Flipping
mixing dxm with either diphenhydramine or dimenhydrinate (they are almost an identical chemical, but diphenhydramine is about twice as strong) recreationally for their phycoactive effects. man, f-ck drug tests… all i’ve been able to do is eat acid, mushrooms or when im real low on cash i go otc flipping.
- OTTNO
“on to the next one” as seen in the jay-z song “on to the next one” feat swiss beats. means if chick dont work out just move on to the next one. guy1: son that chick aint feeling me dawg. guy2: f-ck that broad ! guy1: word up. ottno
- out of fucks
a phrase used to signify that one has used up all of his or her f-cks and has none left to give. “hey d-ck where should we go get trashed tonight?” -dale “doesn’t matter to me, since i’m out of f-cks. i used my last one on a math test earlier today.” -d-ck