oprah’s va jay jay
n. term coined by oprah herself on her show but made famous by joel mchale on “the soup.” refers to the slang term oprah uses for her own genitalia. the term can be used to refer to the b-llsiness of female executives, or to oprah’s actual v-g-n-.
synonyms: “mingey” (as seen on the cl-ssic episode of south park called “a million little fibers” which parodied oprah’s crotch and -ss.)
1. jen: “you think you can make partner at your law firm, shakronda?”
shakronda: “h-ll, yes … my brilliant briefs and my oprah’s va jay jay will take me right to the top!”
2. oprah (swinging on a bungee chord harness) “my va jay jay is painin’ !! ”
a black hole.
oh no, i’m getting sucked into oprah’s vajayjay!
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