Orangutan Syndrome


when a person cannot let go of one branch (relationship) until he/she has a good hold on another.
tracie: if amy’s so unhappy with her boyfriend, why doesn’t she just break up with him?
jennifer: because she’s never actually been single; she won’t dump him until there’s the security of a relationship with another guy around the corner.
tracie: oh i see…she has orangutan syndrome.

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