Orangutaun Toaster
1: during intercourse, the male places a monkey mask over their face and jumps about wildy, while rubbing there p-n-s so frantically the friction makes the p-n-s feel red hot. the man then proceeds to stick his p-n-s into a woman and screams like an orangutaun. the sensation is as intense as placing one’s p-n-s into a toaster. the woman is so confused by the screaming that she forces the p-n-s out of her v-g-n-/-ss with her muscles. this is like bread popping out of a toaster.
last night was so wild, i gave this chick an orangutaun toaster. she was so scared she ran outta the house -ss naked.
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