Oreo amateur
a person who doesn’t know that oreo cookies are made for milk and best when dunked in milk.
foreigner: “hold on i’ll be right back.” (comes back with oreos and a gl-ss of milk)
duder: “oh sweet dude, oreos! love them sh-ts.”
foreigner: “me too.” (eats one oreo then drinks milk)
duder: “what the f-ck are you doing? dude you have to dunk them sh-ts in there and let it get a little soggy.”
foreigner: (dunks oreo then takes a bite) “wow! that is amazing. n-body does that in my home country. thanks doggy!”
duder: “good think i came along, otherwise you’d be an oreo amateur all your life.”
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