organic traffic tester


stroller, absent-mindedly pushed out into traffic (often between 2 parked cars) by distracted/stupid parent prior to crossing street. if tester returns to owner empty or mangled, there was a car coming.
“omg, i totally had to swerve to avoid that organic traffic tester!”

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