orgasm at 35,000 feet
masturbating in the bathroom of an airplane in-flight.
i was feeling h-rny and the flight attendants were looking pretty hot. we weren’t going to land at laguardia for another hour, so i decided to go to the bathroom and have an -rg-sm at 35,000 feet.
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