Oscar the Grouch
the poorest motherf-cker on sesame street and ain’t n-body helpin’ him.
man: oscar you are so mean.
kid: yeah oscar you’re a grouch
oscar: i live in a f-ckin’ trash can b-tch
n. the unconcious girl who just woke up and realizes you are f-cking her
i found this girl on the street, and things were going well for a while, but d-mn she went oscar the grouch on me. so i shoved her -ss in a trashcan.
v. to hide in a trashcan, wait for a female to walk by, pop out and pull her in with you, and have intercourse amongst the refuse. prior acquaintance is not required.
n. one who partakes in the above act
(1) “this dumpster is disgusting!” james said. “i sure would love to pull an oscar the grouch in here.”
(2) “judging from the number of used condoms, i would guess a serial oscar the grouch lives in here.”
a homeless puppet that is always having a nicotine withdrawal.
kid: why are you so mean, oscar?
oscar the grouch: shut the f-ck up b-tch!
the coolest sesame street character because he has an att-tude problem.
oscar the grouch: get the f-ck away from mah trashcan befo’ i bust a cap in yo’ -ss!
when you bang a girl doggy style over a dumpster or trashcan. after you pull out, -j-c-l-t- on the ‘grouches’ backside and then slam the lid of the dumpster or trashcan on the victims head. usually performed on trashy sl-ts.
you remember that trashy wh-r- from the bar last night?
yeah i remember that scallywag .
well i totally gave her the good ol’ oscar the grouch last night.
(adj.) desribing someone who is cranky or upset. they are acting like they slept in a garbage can all night
kristina was acting like an oscar the grouch when she said hi this morning.
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