Osteopelosi
the state of near facial paralysis resulting from an addiction to plastic surgery. eventually, its victims begin to appear as if they are being -n-lly raped, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. (see also: paralystallone, kennyrogeritis, almichaelangelo.)
franco genovese: “wow. is it just me or is joan rivers starting to look more like mickey rourke than…well…mickey rourke?”
malibu jackson: “she’s got osteopelosi. i find that very sad.”
franco genovese: “yeah. so does mickey rourke.”
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