Otto von Bismarck


a brilliant, pragmatic statesman and who worked to unify germany and was the first chancellor of the german empire.
he practiced realpolitik, a pragmatic approach that is often represented as machiavellian.
he was called the iron chancellor because of a speech he made saying that “the great questions of the time will not be resolved by speeches and majority decisions…but by iron and blood.”

he predicted that world war i will start because of “some d-mned fool thing in the balkans.”

putting his poster on your office is a great way to p-ss off uber liberal college students.
“a conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence.”

“he who has his thumb on the purse has the power.”

-otto von bismarck

sl students sh-t a brick when they see a picture of otto von bismarck on my professor’s wall.
when you authoritatively slap someone in the face with your p-n-s, a.k.a., a “bismarck” with authority.
shutup b-tch or i will otto von bismarck you!

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