oven mitt tits
t-tties that are so hot, that they are indeed too hot to handle with your bare hands.
eric: hey daniel, did you get a shot of that ol’ f-ck whistle with the insane oven mitt t-ts? daniel: yeah, i caught them sh-ts, and let me tell you that them t-tties were right above par. sh-t bird worthy!!
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