Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow


the truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. it stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

can also be abbreviated to orts for stealthy deployment!
did you see the state of jo? she totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

hi jo, got a bit of an orts syndrome going on there?

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