Over the Jeans Elbow Job
when one rubs another person’s genitals with their elbow while the recipient is wearing jeans.
julian: dude i heard you got a handjob last night.
ben: naw, it was an over the jeans elbow job.
julian: did you c-m?
ben:… yea.
julian: ew
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