oviedo tuxedo


female laying face up on any surface while male partner squats over face, while facing toward her feet. the female tosses the male salad while the male places his b-lls on her collar bone with the shlong laying between the breast thus creating the tie (aka formal wear.) finishing move is man -j-c-l-t- on the belly creating the c-mber bun.
that b-tch was all dressed up in a oviedo tuxedo. she must be goin to the oscar’s.

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