owens winkie
owens winkie is a very large chose that weighs 2 billion pounds. it has a scab the open up and bleeds every night for 2 hours. he also has a scar from when he spread peanut b-tter on his b-lls for his dogs to lick but they took a chomp instead. he also has a very large stray p-b- that tickles his buthole to get the butflakes out of his -sshole every night then he picks them out and eats them for desert. he also has one stray p-b- coming off his extremely large stray p-b-. finally owen has black mole with a hat coming off of it, it also has mold growing along the edges of his mole.
yuck did you guys hear about owens winkie.
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