Oxford Handjob


a s-x act consisting of stimulation of the p-n-s via a book (typically an oxford english dictionary), typically an alternative to a traditional handjob in order to avoid physical contact.
moriah: did you and grace get it in?
adrian: naw she’s a prude, i only got an oxford handjob.

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