P.M.H.P.


“pre-marital hanky-panky”

this expression was often used in david willis’ comics by joyce, an overly religious character uncomfortable with her own and other people’s s-xuality.

it can be used as a humorous reference to any form of extramarital s-x, especially to mock people with att-tudes similar to joyce’s.
dave: “i think sam and jenny finally got around to some p.m.h.p.

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