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excretion from the -n-l cavity. see below for examples.
ghost p–p: the kind where you feel the p–p come out, but there is no p–p in the toilet.

clean p–p: the kind where you p–p it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.

wet p–p: the kind where you wipe your b-tt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your b-tt and your underwear so you don’t ruin them with a stain.

second wave p–p: this happens when you’re done p–ping and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to p–p some more.

pop-a-vein-in-your-forehead-p–p: the kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

lincoln log p–p: the kind of p–p that is so huge you’re afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

g-ssey p–p: it’s so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.

drinker p–p: the kind of p–p you have the morning after a night of drinking. its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

corn p–p: (self-explanatory)

gee-i-wish-i-could-p–p-p–p: the kind where you want to p–p, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times.

spinal tap p–p: this is when it hurts so badly coming out you’d swear it was leaving you sideways.

wet cheeks p–p: (the power dump). the kind that comes out of your b-tt so fast, your b-tt cheeks get splashed with water.

liquid p–p: the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your b-tt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

mexican p–p:it smells so badly that your nose burns.

upper cl-ss p–p: the kind of p–p that has no odor.

the surprise p–p: you are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but…oops…a

p–p!!! the dangling p–p: this p–p refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done p–ping it. you just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
a blob in various shapes and sizes which exits you -n-s at various speeds.

there are more than one type of p–p:

the cl-ssic: the p–p that warns you and says “hey you have to p–p” then you go, it slips out easily , and you only have to wipe once. aka: the dream p–p.

the shotgun: this p–p is rather unpleasant. there is no warning and the p–p says “you have to p–p now! quick or else you wont make it!” so you sprint to the bathroom and start p–ping before you even hit the seat. you are finished p–ping within a matter of seconds but the wiping takes about 24.34 minutes.

the ice cream machine: this type of p–p lives up to it’s name well. it gives little warning but at least enough to put toilet paper on the seat if you’re in a public restroom. it comes out as either a viscous liquid or a very chunky soup. this one is by far the longest one to wipe.

the houdini: this p–p is a trickster. you know it came out but you never heard it hit the water. so you peek around to check the toilet…and it’s gone!

the tsunami: this is usually a very hard and large p–p, but it can also be a shotgun p–p. you are sitting and pushing away and it comes out. you are about to sigh in relief when a very cold splash of water laps your b-tt. not a good time.

the false alarm: you are alerted that a p–p is nearing your -n-s so you run into the bathroom and sit down. unfortunately that p–p turned out to be a very loud series of farts.

the liar: you have noticed your sphincter is getting a little antsy, so you head for the bathroom. you sit down and start pushing away but nothing comes out. but here it comes, you can feel it. you start pushing, it is a battle between the p–p and human race. so eventually you win and you look in the toilet to see your accomplishment and to your surprise there is a m&m sized p–p staring right back, mocking you.

jack the ripper: this p–p is too big. plain and simple. a quarter sized hole can’t plop out a half-dollar piece! what was my lower intestine thinking?!

last but not least…

the army: this p–p is the most unpleasant of all. you got done p–ping a pure liquid concoction and you wipe till your hole is sore. so you get up and your b-tt says “oh no!you’re not done! sit back down there!” so after another barrage or p–p soup you wipe that painful hole again and stand up. and once again your b-tt disagrees with you. so you end up sitting on the toilet with your head in you hands asking yourself “when is it going to end!?”

man, last night i had a houdini p–p, it was weird…
bodily waste of varying color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture. usually exits the body through your p–per, speed, noise and degree of pain may vary depending on what you ate.
even the soda at taco bell makes me p–p.
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well all these here definitions are pretty accurate but there’s one other that i hadn’t seen on here.

cliff bar p–p: this rather unpleasant form of p–p occurs only when you eat a whole chunky peanut b-tter cliff bar without washing it down with any water. first it will sit in your stomach like a brick for several days, until finally, you stomach’s hydrochloric acids have corroded it enough to where it can painfully squeeze through your intestines. after it has spent several more days stuck in your large intestine, fermenting, and causing blockage, it will finally have to be expelled. the cr-p itself has undigested peanut lumps, and partially corroded peanut b-tter, whose sharp, rough edges eat away at the soft tissue that is your b-tthole. after the bar is fully pushed away, the cr-p that has been blocked for days (which has also fermented) all spills out like minestrone soup. the overall odor is so intoxicating that it often corrodes nasal p-ssages, fogs up the house, and causes the wallpaper in the bathroom to begin peeling off. you will need heavy air freshener and disinfectants to cure the smell.

so drink water if you eat a cliff bar.
i cant put an example for this p–p, you have to experience it to comprehend it.