pacific missouri


a place full of meth labs and teenage pregnancy, someone came here once and when they went back they came up with the phrase white trash. our town features an exclusive look at incest, 15 year olds who wear hair higher than mount everest, and people have no concept of trends more recent than the ’80s. if you look at the people here closely, you’ll see half of them have no teeth and are probably s-x offenders. people here are either basic af or tumblr sjws.
pacific missouri, home of the indians and happy crack.

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