Paddler of the pink canoe


someone who licks v-g-n-s, eats p-ssy, etc.
can be a man or a women(lesbian/bis-xual)
since the v-g-n- looks somewhat like a canoe and the person’s tongue is like the paddle.
“i just like to kiss girls, i would never paddle their pink canoe.”

or

“yo dude i just scored with that hot chick.”
“you f—ing paddler of the pink canoe! sweetttt!”

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