Pain in the bum
pain in the b-m is a british slang equivalent of pain in the -ss. the b-m in this case isn’t an american b-m, but a english b-m which is a slightly less vulgar equivalent of -rs-, or if you are american -ss. at one time, certainly during during the seventeenth century the word b-m wasn’t considered vulgar at all, one gentleman soldier, fighting for the king during the english civil war, recorded how on one occasion the going was so difficult that he “slipped and fell on my b-m”.
malcolm is a total pain in the b-m!
my, aren’t you polite.
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