painting porcelain
the act of defecating on such a large scale that the interior of a normally white porcelain toilet bowl is rendered an entirely different color, typically brown
“jim, where are you headed off to in such a hurry?”
“i don’t think that oyster burrito agreed with me. i’m pretty sure it’s gonna have me painting porcelain.”
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