painting the bus


what people say when they really mean they want to bang a pease (or someone of equal r-t-rdation)
sean: i wanna be on you
ashley: i wanna be a bus driver
sean:maybe we can paint busses together or something.
ashley: okay
sean: by painting the bus, you mean, have s-xual intercourse?
ashley: mmm yeah take me to wonderland.

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