Painting The Shed


to skeet s-m-n profusely all over a woman’s v-g-n- and then rub your d-ck up and down on it between her l-b– lips.
“yea i was painting the shed last night and it was f-cking awesome”

“uh dude, yesterday i was painting the shed doggie style it was soo noice but then the girl f-cking sh-t! and it like slid down. so i painted the shed brown. it was really gross at first but then it was like….sorta like cool.”

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