Paisley Sex


having s-x on a paisley couch with paisley throw pillows in a room will a paisley ceiling and paisley walls and a paisley carpet. also, the chick should wear paisley lingerie and the guy should have a paisley condom. also, there should be a disco ball. its very fun and dizzying.
“ayyy brah, last night me and my girl had some intense paisley s-x at the house of paisley.”
“how was it?”
“f-ckin crazy!”

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