pansexual heteroromantic
someone who is s-xually attracted to all genders, but only romantically attracted to females if they are a male or romantically attracted to males if they are a female.
john: what is your s-xual orientation?
me: i am pans-xual heteroromantic.
john: …
john: i don’t understand.
me: i am s-xually attracted to all genders, but i am only romantically attracted to males, because i am a female.
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