pants on head retarded
a state of r-t-rdedness where the subject is under such delusions that an action like wearing their pants on their own head seems like a rational thing to do.
medical chief: what can you tell me about the patient?
psychologist#1: when brought in he was in a hysterical state. at the time there was no way of contacting him. we’ve had some limited interaction with him once he calmed down.
medical chief: could you elaborate?
psychologist#1: well, so far, he has insisted on eating soup with a fork, wasn’t able to grasp that an on/off b-tton only has two modes and shows equal amount of amus-m-nt from contemporary music as well as advertising jingles.
psychologist#2: the subject seems unaware of his surroundings, shows poor to none skills in human communications and lack concept of the basic laws of physics.
medical chief: so pretty much pants on head r-t-rded?
psychologist#1: that would be the medical term, yes.
some one so stupid you can just see them waring thier pants on thier head and making loud unintelligable noises and drooling.
tard: – removes pants –
me: wtf
tard -places on head-
me: g-d f-cking d-mnit not another…
tard: flarf narf -drool- can i has hug? -sh-ts self-
person2: f-cking text book pants on head r-t-rded situation.
someone to be so r-t-rded that they wear their pants on their head instead of on their lower body region.
timmy is so pantsonheadr-t-rded
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