panty bandit


an individual who collects underwear from ex-girlfriends, one night stands and the such.
“hey allison. did you ever find your underwear?”

“no. i think tim’s a panty bandit.”

“you should really call the panty bandit denaturalization commitee. they really are world cl-ss in bringing lost panties back to their rightful owners.”

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