Panty hamster


another word or for a v-g-n-. ‘quivering’ can be added in front of for good effect.
what a nice panty hamster
an alcoholic beverage composed of 8oz of smirnoff ice triple black (or your favorite flavored malt beverage, never use beer!) and four ounces of tequila. drink or pour into a cup four oz. from the smirnoff bottle (leaving 8, duh) and refill with tequila. cover the bottle and shake, then chug as fast as you can. drinking the panty hamster in this way is called “shaving the panty hamster.”
1. dude, if you’re lookin’ to get f-cked up quick, let’s shave a couple panty hamsters.

2. aaron shaved four panty hamsters in like five minutes, and now he is p-ssed out on the driveway.
an abnormally hairy sn-tch
hey b-tch, shave that f-ckin panty hamster, before it bite me!!
it what a woman hids in her pantys. p-ssy minge
i pulled this bird last night and when i undressed her she had the cutest little panty hamster

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