Parabola Tootie
when a girl’s legs are incapable of closing properly. her knees may touch but her thighs do not, leaving a m-ssive parabola shaped gap under her vagoo. usually accompanied by expansive hips and little-to-no -ss.
– check out that girl, she’s like totally bowlegged or something.
– no man, she’s got a parabola tootie!
– what a wh-r- …
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