parachute tampon


1) an extra extra extra extra extra large tampons

2) made for fat women who have huge v-g-n-s

3) and i mean huge

4) something that would probably be used in a james-bond style movie, but with a women

5) something rosie o’donnel would use

6) almost used instead of the hoover dam

7) something you find is ms. jabba-the-hut’s glove box.
“hey i heard suzy had a really big v-g-n-.”

“ya. she uses a parachute tampon.”

“ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh. that’s big.”

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