paralell universe reverse vampire


similar to the traditional reverse vampire, the purv must only be out during sunlight and dies in the dark. sadely, the purv does not have super-human strength or any form of charismatic animal magnatism. the purv is has below average strength and is afraid of women or men depending the the purv’s gender.
let’s go out around midnight, so there is no chance of running into a paralell universe reverse vampire.

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