paranoid fantasy


the act of reading multiple dark motives into other peoples actions without verification.

feeling socially and emotionally insecure to point of deciding the world is against you.

thinking like a victim whilst displaying extreme, irrational distrust of others.
cindy didn’t invite me to her party and i went into a paranoid fantasy until i realised she had emailed me an invite and it was caught in my inbox junk folder….phew!

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