Park and Pork
while frantically driving around in a vehicle with a partner and in need of a spot to engage in s-xual activity with no options, decide to park somewhere to get the job done in desperate, h-rny situations.
jim : dude did you get it in at your place last night?
ron : no man my mom was home and with no other places we went behind the church to park and pork.
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