Parking Lot Hair


hair done in a parking lot, usually before a dance, cheerleading, colorguard, or any related activity. done because:
1. person isn’t capable of doing required hair, so someone met at the parking lot will.
2. couldn’t be done at home, so it’s done before the dance/show.
vanessa: my mom couldn’t do my hair, so it’s all messy.
hallie: oh no. my mom did my hair. she’s still here. it’s okay, we have hairspray. we’ll just do some parking lot hair.

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