Parking Lot Police
one who has nothing better to do with his/her life, besides taking refuge in an old parking lot with a pad and a pen, and taking the license plate number of every driver that does something wrong in said lot; in some cases taking it upon themselves to write you some sort of ticket or go vigalante.
driver: -driver taps another vehicle while creeping out of a tight mall parking lot-
parking lot patrol: -takes notice to the careful driving, but notices that the driver b-mped another car, hense springing into action and attempting to take the plate number of driver.
driver: -notices that the loser is writing his plate number down, so he then backs over her, leaving an indentation of his plate in her forehead for later reference-
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