Parking Lot Pouncer


a man, who during a meeting or date, does not gives signs of s-xual interest. when he walks you to your car, he pounces with unexpected physical contact.
we had a very pleasant lunch meeting. after, the parking lot pouncer walked me to my car, and then all of a sudden started with the grabbing and kissing.

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