parking lot shark


those kids who ride around parking lots on their bikes, yelling stuff at cars that p-ss by or just getting in the way of people driving their cars. usually prominent on sat-rday afternoons, usually about age 13-15.

they ride little tiny bikes that don’t fit them, mostly.
parking lot shark: hay fat girl! hurrrhurrrhurr. -laughs with friends-

steph: those dang parking lot sharks get more annoying every weekend.

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